BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

[tongshi]

give me some shitposts while we ban francy and jan from the post oh my god
PENTHOUSE UPDATES

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week 2; saturday

[spiritconsulting]

[hello it's saturday, after trial. he will actually come up to the penthouse at some point especially because i'm sure he was made to.

he looks incredibly uncomfortable, though, like he obviously doesn't want to be here, and he doesn't volunteer anything or start talking because he's just a real obnoxious person.]

[doghouse]

[ NOBODY WANTS TO BE HERE!!!! ]

...The hell happened, man?

[spiritconsulting]

[...god. well.]

I didn't exactly plan this.

[doghouse]

Yeah, so why'd it happen?

[spiritconsulting]

[fiddling idly with some coins in his pocket instead of looking at any of them.]

I guess I ran my mouth and pissed her off.

[sharkgirl]

[throws a pillow at him as hard as she can, furiously, even though she's sure he's mad,]

[spiritconsulting]

[...he's not mad. he just catches the pillow.]

[sharkgirl]

[stares at him for a minute, and then:]

... I shouldn't have said what I said. About your powers.

[spiritconsulting]

[this response surprises him so much that he has to stop being weird for a second.]

Huh?

[rizomata]

[ as soon as she sees him, rita's going to come over and throw a punch. ]

[spiritconsulting]

[fair! also, oof. where does she punch him, he has so many injuries. but. fair.]

[rizomata]

[honestly she probably went for the face. rip.]

What the hell was all that!? You better explain, or I'll kill you myself!!

[she isn't going to throw a follow-up punch, though. she will listen to what he says to the people asking the actual questions.]

[selfimmolation]

[ +1 tbh ]

[stunwhistle]

[sighing. deeply.]

That was nine hours of my life I'm never getting back. Reigen, seriously, what the heck was up with that camera setup?

[spiritconsulting]

[...he frowns a little, looking at the pillow nimona threw at him.]

I couldn't get it to work, anyway. [instructions too complicated. he's so bad at tech.] It was just a dumb idea.

[stunwhistle]

Well it. Clearly wasn't some elaborate torture scenario like we were thinking, so...

[godddddd.]

What happened?

[resumed]

Are you serious right now?

[spiritconsulting]

[looking at the pillow nimona threw at him.]

...Didn't exactly want to drag you into this mess.

[resumed]

[ he looks like he is considering grabbing another pillow to join nimona's tbh. ]

How long were you planning this? Were you going to say anything at all?

[selfimmolation]

[ well rita beat him to the punch (literally) so instead he's sticking to blocking the door ]

Start talking.

[spiritconsulting]

[this is so offensive he came here. also you can still punch him.]

I'm not planning to run or anything. I just - I didn't want to involve all of you in something I got myself into to begin with!

[selfimmolation]

[ his punches are a little stronger than rita's don't ask for that!!! ]

Well, clearly we got involved anyway! [ GESTURES AT VERY NOT VOTED FOR REIGEN ]

[tongshi]

[ there's pillows flying and fists going, but hung doesn't get violent except for the fact he backhands his knuckles against where reigen had pulled his cigarettes from during trial. ]

What happened. And what the hell made you choose all of that?

[spiritconsulting]

[okay anyway congrats since you're last you get an actual answer.]

...God. I'm sorry, it looked like - [he felt so bad when hung and nimona were so freaked out by it. though i siz was cackling i think my doc said "i want people to be so upset by this jigsaw nonsense."] - it was a stupid idea. I just figured if I killed her, I was screwed either way, so maybe if I could keep her there until morning, I could get out of it.

[tongshi]

[ hooray my relocating from the office to the living room ]

You could've told us! We all decided to get into trouble together the first week, you know, and instead you - you made us think that you were some sadist mocking that Ms. Yae had her traits!