BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

[tongshi]

give me some shitposts while we ban francy and jan from the post oh my god
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[sharkgirl]

[she gives him a little smile.]

You're right, it doesn't. [...] These sharks are awesome.

[resumed]

Yeah? [ he's like. using a toothpick to fan out the fin and the teef. ] I've never done anything detailed like this before. I think Bianca wanted flowers once and I messed those up pretty bad because I didn't have the patience for it. We can always change it to another animal later, too, if you want.

[sharkgirl]

[cute.]

You've got more patience than me, man, I would've just wiped off the paint.

[resumed]

And that's why I'm doing this and you aren't. [ teasing. ] ...it's a good use of my hands right now, so it's not like I mind anyway.

[sharkgirl]

[she waits until he's not doing a detail, and then shifts a little closer and adjusts the blankets over his legs.]

It's still possible for me to wipe it on your face. It's not dry yet.

[resumed]

[ given the way he slouches under it a little he does appreciate this. ]

You could, but you won't because then I have to start all over again and you'd have to sit still for even longer. [ so there. ]

[sharkgirl]

[this icon is making me laugh]

Ughhhhh. [deFEATED she goes boneless. mostly.] I'll get you next time. Hey, did you do yours? I can try to do yours.

[she will get it everywhere but she is trying.]

[resumed]

[ it's my favorite because it's so dumb. he just pats her head when she goes boneless, but he's grinning anyway. he's also wiggling his fingers in her face where he's painted, like, one of his nails. he got distracted doing hers. it also means she can see he's wearing his dumb bracelet with the lil wolf charm still. ]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you will. [ haha. ] Do you want to actually try? I don't mind.

[ he can clean up anything she fucks up, so. he's really just all about letting her try something new if that's what she wants. ]

[sharkgirl]

[nooooooooo the bracelet makes her so soft... cries. she gets distracted looking at it.]

What -- oh. Yeah, I do. [maybe it's silly but. she likes the idea of leaving her mark on people, even in a dumb way like just painting someone's nails.] Once mine dry.

[resumed]

[ he thinks nothing of it. ]

Cool. I didn't use that much of the bottle so we still have the black. [ it's silly, maybe, but he also would get it. in the meantime, he's just sort of leaning against her. ] Give it like five minutes and they should be totally done. I tried to keep the sharks thin so they wouldn't smear.