tongshi | BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

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BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

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Sure, whatever. For the task.

I've built a flying machine powered by magic.
I've flown on a dragon.
I've been a licensed researcher since I was 10 years old.

No one in this room is normal...

Flown on a dragon..?

Yeah.

... His name's Ba'ul.

I know the third one is true, so... The first?

[ he doesn't think she'd call it magic that's the only reason ]

Huh. Yeah, you actually got it right.

I'd like to build one someday, but other projects ended up taking priority.

I knew the last one, and I figured you wouldn't lie about a dragon.

[ not when datz is right there ]

[ that's cute that you think rita would consider datz's feelings. ]

I thought the dragon one would be the least believable. There aren't very many in the world, and they typically don't like humans.

There's no way they give licenses to ten year olds. Unless it's some kind of club for kids...? Did you apply for the license after reading about it on a cereal box?

You've got some nerve... Do you want me to kill you?

So you're going to claim it's true, huh?

[he is without fear.]

It is true! And because of it, there isn't a mage in the world who doesn't know the name Mordio!

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spiritconsulting - 2023-10-12 10:34 (UTC) - Expand

Wait, do you have dragons? Is it the dragon one?

The dragon one's real.

Ughhhh, I wanna see a dragon... [collapses dramatically on the ground

she has been a dragon before but she wants to SEE one.]

They're pretty rare where I'm from, but... do they have them in your world?

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sharkgirl - 2023-10-12 18:13 (UTC) - Expand

Whoa, you got to ride a dragon?!

[ ignoring the game part ]

Yeah. Lots of times. We traveled together for a while.

That's awesome!

... I guess it is pretty cool.

Wait how did you manage to tame the dragon? [ we are all going to believe this one i see. ]

I didn't. Ba'ul's much smarter than a wild animal. He'd probably be offended if we called it "taming."

Well I would hate to offend Ba'ul then. [ i love you ba'ul. but he continues that for a moment. ] How'd you meet him? Traveling with that group you mentioned before?

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resumed - 2023-10-12 04:39 (UTC) - Expand

These all seem plausible...

Uh... the second?

Wrong. [ she sounds very happy to tell him he's wrong. ] I've done plenty of traveling by dragon.

It's the first one that I haven't done -- yet.

Dang! I totally would've believed you'd built something like that already.

[he chuckles, not at all bothered to be told he's wrong.]

Do you have an idea for what you want the flying machine to look like?