BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

[tongshi]

give me some shitposts while we ban francy and jan from the post oh my god
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[stunwhistle]

[will snorts, because yeah, he did see that text message.]

I meant who started it, I guess.

[selfimmolation]

[ j/k he has NOTHING i had two dollars!!!!!! ]

If I ever find out it'll be me on trial Saturday.

[ in a serene tone. this is too soon to joke but reigen isn't here anymore so it's fine ]

[stunwhistle]

[hELP]

No jury would convict you.

[selfimmolation]

[ laughs

he's like. staying on the floor. this is his home now ]

I'm gonna be hearing about this one for a while, huh?

[stunwhistle]

The, uh, eyeball thing is gonna be pretty hard to forget.

[selfimmolation]

I tend to hate very strongly.

[stunwhistle]

Remind me never to end up on your bad side, dude.

[selfimmolation]

[ laughs a little sheepishly again ]

You guys don't really have anything to worry about on that end. [ unless they start killing each other ig ]

[stunwhistle]

[(murders nico) kill me?]

That's good to know. For what it's worth, you don't either.

[will really struggles to imagine a universe where anyone here gets on his bad side tbh. they have Bonded.]

[selfimmolation]

[ there's a pause like he's surprised, looking a little hesitant at that before he grins ]

Even with the eyeball thing?

[stunwhistle]

[he grins back at him]

Just don't consume any eyeballs in front of me and we're good. I am pretty sure I'd lose my lunch.

[selfimmolation]

I've tried animal eyeballs, but never people ones. Where does that fit?

[stunwhistle]

I mean, it's another type of food, so I'm glad you enjoy it but... maybe don't offer me a plate of them?

[selfimmolation]

Enjoy is a big word for it. It's more of a last resort thing.

[stunwhistle]

[he chuckles.]

Well. Luckily, we have plenty of other culinary options here.

[selfimmolation]

Right. And I promise not to ask Hung to make anything with eyeballs in 'em.

[stunwhistle]

That is greatly appreciated, thank you.

[selfimmolation]

I'm not promising anything about spicy food, though.

[stunwhistle]

Not a problem. If it's too spicy, I'll just have a glass of milk.

[selfimmolation]

You think that's all it'd take?

[stunwhistle]

Maybe not all! But milk helps with spices.

[selfimmolation]

For real? Never had to try that.

[stunwhistle]

Yeah, there's a protein in milk that interacts with the chemical that makes things spicy, or something. I don't super get how it works, but... it does.

[selfimmolation]

Huh... Neat.

[ pauses ]

I'm never telling Luffy. [ older sibling energy of i need to be able to continue to prank him ]

[stunwhistle]

[he bursts out laughing

RIP luffy]