BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

[tongshi]

give me some shitposts while we ban francy and jan from the post oh my god
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[sharkgirl]

[slaps a hand over her mouth to stop herself from laughing]

[selfimmolation]

[ grabs a snack and MUNCHES ANGRILY ]

I'm getting them back. [ he has NO WAY of knowing who it was he didn't even publicly react ]

[sharkgirl]

Don't sulk, reindeer are cool.

[goes to flop down next to him.]

[selfimmolation]

You know what else is cool? The power of speech.

[ he's griping and disgruntled but not as mad as it would be if he was still a reindeer ]

[sharkgirl]

Man, the least they could do is let you talk.

[hands him another snack.]

I'm invincible. Nobody will ever curse me.

[selfimmolation]

Don't tempt me.

[ he will gladly take the new snack. appeased by food ]

I guess more people are getting items and using them now though.

[sharkgirl]

If I get cursed I'm going to bite your ankles clean off.

[sprawls.]

They're funny, so why not, right? [...] Do you know what a chuuni is?

[selfimmolation]

Even if I'm not the culprit? Harsh.

[ ? ??? ??? ]

No...? Where did you hear that?

[sharkgirl]

Yeah, you're the only suspect, you gotta go.

[a beat.] I got a Wonderball that says it can turn someone into a chuuni but I've got noooo idea what that is.

[selfimmolation]

You should test it out on someone and see what happens, that's how you learn.

[ he was humbled very briefly he's back to wanting to see chaos ]

[sharkgirl]

I feel like that's exactly what someone said when they turned you into a deer.

[lol]

[selfimmolation]

[

nyeh ]

It's not funny, Hung's dorm was really tiny!

[sharkgirl]

Well maybe you shouldn't have been in Hung's dorm room!

[teehee]

You already got to pick one anyway, I'm putting this one up to a vote.

[selfimmolation]

If I hadn't been, he wouldn't be here now!

[ so there. ]

But sure, I guess we can vote on it this time.

[tongshi]

Couldn't talk and he broke my bed. After he was laughing at me.

Bad chain of events.