BECOME HERO ‼️ jailbirds... 2!

[tongshi]

give me some shitposts while we ban francy and jan from the post oh my god
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[stunwhistle]

[well. like. at all. but still.]

...yeah. Just - why bother starting one at all, though? It couldn't have been just to hide the medal, could it?

Like... just take it back to your dorm and put it under your pillow.

[resumed]

You only try to burn down a whole building when there's other incriminating evidence. For all we know we missed blood or something. [ ... ] Think the medal was a wonderball prize?

[stunwhistle]

Wouldn't surprise me. It didn't really seem like the kind of thing you'd sell at the convenience store, and I don't remember anyone having something like that on their profile.

[resumed]

Then again the profiles are vague about some of our items, too. Like. What is "D.D.D." supposed to be?

[stunwhistle]

[thinks about it...]

Oh yeah, Satan. Uhh... [...] "Dumb Devil"... yeah, I got nothing for the third word.

[resumed]

[ there's a quiet huff. ]

Save your brainpower for tomorrow. We're gonna need all the help we can get to figure things otu.

[stunwhistle]

[what brainpower?

but he nods]

[rizomata]

Have we seen any repeats of those wonderball items? I wonder what the chances are that somebody's seen another one like it.

[resumed]

I'm not sure. [ this is a good point. ] I don't even know what's in all of the ones floating around. People could be hiding them, too.

[stunwhistle]

It's definitely a possibility. They've been giving us repeat trading cards, yeah? Why not repeat items too?